If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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