Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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