You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
