im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize