UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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