i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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