the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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