i will never coherently bang her
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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