if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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