We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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