It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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