im drinking this country out of the recession.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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