The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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