Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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