He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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