i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
