so that wasnt chicken after all
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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