Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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