I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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