Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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