he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
