How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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