we're blogging at a bar
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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