Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're so nebulous sometimes
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Randomize