He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I fill condoms, not promises.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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