If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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