And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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