Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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