scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Last time i carry you out of a forest
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Oh god it's open bar.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i out mim tonsoeep
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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