I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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