i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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