Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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