i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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