it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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