Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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