Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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