Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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