Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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