so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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