Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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