We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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