I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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