I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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