Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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