I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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