How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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