My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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