she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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