On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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