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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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