He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
