her vagine was all disorganized.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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