all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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