Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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